Super Naruto Fanfic 27

“Can I have some pie?” Shino asked.

“Shino, we have no pie.” Rock Lee said.

“I like liver.” Shino said.

“Why do you like some old guy??!!” Hanabi shouted.

“Hey listen here missy! I’m not old!” Kakashi said jumping off the bookshelf.

“I love myself.” Shino said as he hugged himself. Kiba walked over the Shino and said, “Shino, no more acting happy.”

“Ok, Sergeant!” Shino said acting like a soldier. Kiba put his hand on his head. This was going to be harder than he thought.

“How long does this last?” Kiba asked Kakashi.

“Maybe all night.” Kakashi said.

“UG!” shouted Kiba. Everyone sat down except for Rock Lee. He was giving a speech about the rules of hide and seek, man loving, and bugs. Every one else were in their own conversation.

“Temari?” Shikamaru asked.

“What!? Shouldn’t you be making out with Ino?!”




“What? Ino? Why would I want to make out with a twig?” Shikamaru asked.

“Well her being a twig sure doesn’t stop you from going out with her!” Temari said turning away. Shikamaru took her by the hand and led her away from the crowd and into the hall way.

“I’m not going out with Ino!” Shikamaru said.

“Then why did she…”

“She lied.”

“But, then …so you’re not going out with her?

“Of course not! I Lo…” Shikamaru started.

“I’m a cat fish.” Shino said as he came walking by, using his hands as gills. Kiba came chasing after him.

“Hey Shino wait! No don’t go in there! Flowers are NOT for eating!” He yelled.




“That was every strange.”  Shikamaru said.

“As you were saying,” Temari said gigging as if she knew what he was going to say.

“I said ‘I love yo-“Shikamaru said but they that heard a noise in the other room. “ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!!” it was Rock Lee.

When Temari and Shikamaru got into the room his face was really red.




“What happened?” Choji whispered to Shikamaru as he sat down on the couch next to him.

“Nothing,” Shikamaru said, his face still flushed as he glanced over at Temari. “Yet.”

“You’re so lucky.” Choji said as he munched on a bag of Cheetos. Shikamaru turned to face him.

“What do you mean?” Shikamaru asked confused.

“I mean you get the super cool girlfriend and are really smart and nice. Even if someone is being mean you can always just ignore them. If I had half the luck you had,” Choji explained.

“Your smart too Choji, you could get a girlfriend easy,” His friend said reassuringly. “Plus Temari’s not my girlfriend officially yet.”

“I can’t get a girlfriend no girls like me, and when I try to talk to them I get all choked up. Plus all the girls are already taken.” Choji said.

“What about Ino?” Shikamaru suggested with a sly smile. Choji started to blush.

“Ino? I…I couldn’t get her to even look at me….not that I even like her!!” Choji stuttered.





“Oh, come on, Choji. Everyone sees you like Ino.”

“Name one.” Choji said crossing his arms.

“Ok I will.” Shikamaru said then grabbed the first guy he saw.
“Choji loves blank. Please fill in the blank.” Shikamaru said.

“That’s easy. Choji love a lamp that’s Tenten cousin.”

Shikamaru sat down and said,”Shino, doesn’t know anything, but I’m telling you everyone knows you like Ino.”




“Let’s order pizza!” Tenten said enthusiastically as she pushed Rock lee out of the center. There was a roar of approval. Rock Lee sat down in a chair angrily and Gaara went over to comport his as best as he possibly could. Tenten grabbed a phone a dialed Konoha Pizza.

“Konoha Pizza home of the special Konoha pizza. Delivery in thirty minutes or it’s late.” A voice answered.

“Hi, I want five large pizzas two with cheese, one with ninja pepperoni, one with sausage, and one with pepperoni.”

“Ok, I’ll send one of our special deliverers.”

“Wait don’t you need our address or something?” Tenten asked. The voice lets out a sigh like Tenten was stupid.

“Hello, we’re ninjas.”

“Whatever.” Tenten said as she hung up the phone.




“30 minutes!!!!! I want pizza now!!!” Naruto yelled sadly.

“I’m going to go talk to her.” Shikamaru said to Choji.

“Who Tenten? I don’t think you can change the order after you order it.” Choji said.

“No! Ino. Maybe she likes you too.”  Shikamaru said.

“And maybe you and Naruto will go make out on the moon.”

“What are trying to say?”  Shikamaru asked.

“I’m saying Ino loves you not me.” Choji said.